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GlamRock.com Forum » Topic: Dodgy lyrics http://glamrock.com/forum/ GlamRock.com Forum » Topic: Dodgy lyrics en Sat, 26 May 2012 13:00:25 +0000 glammetalmonster on "Dodgy lyrics" http://glamrock.com/forum/rock-music-forum/dodgy-lryics#post-9265 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:26:25 +0000 glammetalmonster 9265@http://glamrock.com/forum/ The less than subtle euphimisms: Vinnie Vincent Invasion - Heavy Pettin' "Ooh She'll lick your wounds and swallow your pride..." The 'can't be arsed with euphismisms': Buckcherry - Porno Star "... hard cock nasty mind. Take off your clothes and shut the door. Pornographic monster on the floor, that's what you like i'll come some more. Don't you know we fuck for money I'm a big dick motherfucking porno star" AniseedRock22350 on "Dodgy lyrics" http://glamrock.com/forum/rock-music-forum/dodgy-lryics#post-9244 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 08:58:13 +0000 AniseedRock22350 9244@http://glamrock.com/forum/ yeah...i have some of him doing that with the live and rare stuff...but he always was a cheeky li'l bugger! <img src='http://glamrock.com/forum/bb-images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif' alt=':mrgreen:' class='wp-smiley' /> Dynamo on "Dodgy lyrics" http://glamrock.com/forum/rock-music-forum/dodgy-lryics#post-9233 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 08:08:06 +0000 Dynamo 9233@http://glamrock.com/forum/ When they were live, Steve Priest used to fuck about with some lyrics (notice I spelled it right that time <img src='http://glamrock.com/forum/bb-images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=':wink:' class='wp-smiley' /> ) and I have a live recording of Ballroom Blitz where he says "And the girl in the corner is ev'ryone's mourner, She could kill you with a wink of her clit." <img src='http://glamrock.com/forum/bb-images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif' alt=':twisted:' class='wp-smiley' /> Stanley on "Dodgy lyrics" http://glamrock.com/forum/rock-music-forum/dodgy-lryics#post-9227 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:42:40 +0000 Stanley 9227@http://glamrock.com/forum/ Yeah, I'm sure they would say live whenever they feel like it, but I was talking about the actual studio recording. LEATHUR on "Dodgy lyrics" http://glamrock.com/forum/rock-music-forum/dodgy-lryics#post-9221 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:33:30 +0000 LEATHUR 9221@http://glamrock.com/forum/ Quiet Riot sang Girls Fuck Your Boys when I saw them this summer.... Stanley on "Dodgy lyrics" http://glamrock.com/forum/rock-music-forum/dodgy-lryics#post-9218 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:28:28 +0000 Stanley 9218@http://glamrock.com/forum/ Urban legend suggests that The Clash do not say 'Rock' the Casbah, but 'fuck' the Casbah. It has been played on high rotation in Australia for over 20 years. Also Quiet Riot actually say 'Girls Fuck The Boys' on their cover of Slade's 'Cum On Feel the Noiz' I urge everyone to have a listen to both and tell me what YOU think... Snimo360 on "Dodgy lyrics" http://glamrock.com/forum/rock-music-forum/dodgy-lryics#post-9188 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:52:08 +0000 Snimo360 9188@http://glamrock.com/forum/ tell you what you guys wanna do listen to a motley crue song called, peice of your action that song is awesome =] AniseedRock22350 on "Dodgy lyrics" http://glamrock.com/forum/rock-music-forum/dodgy-lryics#post-9186 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:42:34 +0000 AniseedRock22350 9186@http://glamrock.com/forum/ oh yeah..it was one of the first Motley songs i heard...and i'm up to listening to it twice now <img src='http://glamrock.com/forum/bb-images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif' alt=':mrgreen:' class='wp-smiley' /> Snimo360 on "Dodgy lyrics" http://glamrock.com/forum/rock-music-forum/dodgy-lryics#post-9185 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:40:47 +0000 Snimo360 9185@http://glamrock.com/forum/ <blockquote>"All In The Name Of Rock n Roll...oh Snimo360 i love that song..it's wicked...even though i've only heard it once...it's what set me into looking up Motley Crue properly." - AniseedRock22350</blockquote> you know it =D amazing song tbh AniseedRock22350 on "Dodgy lyrics" http://glamrock.com/forum/rock-music-forum/dodgy-lryics#post-9176 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:22:35 +0000 AniseedRock22350 9176@http://glamrock.com/forum/ Underwater World- Hanoi Rocks "so welcome to the ocean welcome to the sea welcome to the jungle deep inside of me i'll lay you wide open for all the world to see" and... Lick Summer Love- Hanoi Rocks <a href="http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/h/hanoirocks1779/licksummerlove85036.html" rel="nofollow">(pretty much all of it)</a> ...but especially the first bit- "I can see by the way you walk you've never been with a man before And I can see by the way you look at me that you'd like to try it with me"...coz as far as i knew, you can't actually tell...lol. <img src='http://glamrock.com/forum/bb-images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=':wink:' class='wp-smiley' /> RattPoison on "Dodgy lyrics" http://glamrock.com/forum/rock-music-forum/dodgy-lryics#post-9163 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 21:27:45 +0000 RattPoison 9163@http://glamrock.com/forum/ A classic rock staple by The Who: "Who the f#ck are you?" (from, "Who Are You"). AniseedRock22350 on "Dodgy lyrics" http://glamrock.com/forum/rock-music-forum/dodgy-lryics#post-9144 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 17:23:46 +0000 AniseedRock22350 9144@http://glamrock.com/forum/ All In The Name Of Rock n Roll...oh Snimo360 i love that song..it's wicked...even though i've only heard it once...it's what set me into looking up Motley Crue properly. Snimo360 on "Dodgy lyrics" http://glamrock.com/forum/rock-music-forum/dodgy-lryics#post-9139 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 17:11:21 +0000 Snimo360 9139@http://glamrock.com/forum/ How about this, from a motley crue song, cant remember the name right now im at college so i cant be bothered checking for the name but " Shes only fifteen Shes the reason--the reason that I cant sleep You say illegal I say legals never been my scene I try like hell but Im out of control " try those on for size =] well sexual imo N1v3n on "Dodgy lyrics" http://glamrock.com/forum/rock-music-forum/dodgy-lryics#post-9118 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 13:34:05 +0000 N1v3n 9118@http://glamrock.com/forum/ <blockquote> "If you don't wanna f*ck me, f*ck off" Wayne/Jayne County and The Electric Chairs</blockquote> carroll13 on "Dodgy lyrics" http://glamrock.com/forum/rock-music-forum/dodgy-lryics#post-9113 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:30:52 +0000 carroll13 9113@http://glamrock.com/forum/ <blockquote>"personally..i don't see the ultimate problem since we're discussing music and not personal lives Carroll13 but it's not up to me...but the way i see it if i mention the guy i mention the guy.- AniseedRock22350</blockquote> Yeah, probably. I was just going by the the "Anti-Gary" sign on the front page here, and assumed this to be a "Gary-free zone", and trying to respect that. AniseedRock22350 on "Dodgy lyrics" http://glamrock.com/forum/rock-music-forum/dodgy-lryics#post-9110 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:05:42 +0000 AniseedRock22350 9110@http://glamrock.com/forum/ personally..i don't see the ultimate problem since we're discussing music and not personal lives Carroll13 but it's not up to me...but the way i see it if i mention the guy i mention the guy. as for Someone else will Dynamo...what about the other version where it becomes "if we don't fuck you then someone else will" or how about Call Me's 3rd verse: "lie on my belly she rubs in Petroleum jelly her hands felt so good lie on my back blowing my stack oh i wish she would surrenderly sweet what she does with her feet she satisfies and her pocket don't lie so she waves me goodbye" <img src='http://glamrock.com/forum/bb-images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> carroll13 on "Dodgy lyrics" http://glamrock.com/forum/rock-music-forum/dodgy-lryics#post-9097 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:44:19 +0000 carroll13 9097@http://glamrock.com/forum/ "Suck baby suck/ give me your head/Before you start professing that you're knocking me dead"-David Bowie "Cracked Actor" "Come on wag that tail/ Baby you can't fail/Ifn'n your pussy can't do the dog"-The Cramps "Can Your Pussy Do The Dog?"(it's a song about dances...) "Money, its a hit/Dont give me that do goody good bullshit."-Pink Floyd "Money" "I wanna call ya/I wanna ball ya/all night long/ In winds of passion/My whip is lashing/I wanna get you and then"-T. Rex "Baby Strange"(...although I've always heard it as "I wanna get you in bed") "You know that you could do with a friend she said/You know that you could use a word/Like feel or follow or fuck she said/And laughing, away she turned"-The Cure "Wendy Time" "Do you wanna touch?Yeah!/Do you wanna touch?Yeah!/Do you wanna touch me there?"-(....let's say The Cure again, because they did a great cover of it, and I know this is a "former Glitter Band vocalist"-free zone)"Do You Wanna Touch Me?" Dynamo on "Dodgy lyrics" http://glamrock.com/forum/rock-music-forum/dodgy-lryics#post-9084 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 00:19:29 +0000 Dynamo 9084@http://glamrock.com/forum/ Here's another one that I like, though its a bit nasty, but I can see where the guys coming from. From Queens "Tie Your Mother Down" "Go take your little brother swimming with a brick, Thats alright". Also by Queen in the song "Don't Try Suicide" "You can't be a prick teaser all of the time" In Nuts magazine, the model Lucy Pinder has a problem page called "The Truth About Women" and on it she gives scores out of five for the best chat up lines lads can come up with. She usually only gives one or two cos most are pretty crap, but there's one line that I like in a song by a comedy pop band who used to have a TV series called the Grumbleweeds which went "Shall I ring you in the morning, or shall I just give you a nudge". Admittedly its very cringeworthy, but it made me laugh all the same. <img src='http://glamrock.com/forum/bb-images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' /> Dynamo on "Dodgy lyrics" http://glamrock.com/forum/rock-music-forum/dodgy-lryics#post-9083 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 00:07:04 +0000 Dynamo 9083@http://glamrock.com/forum/ <blockquote>"hmm...i'll go for the one i was just listening to- Poison:- I hate every bone in your body but mine. "I hate every bone in your body but mine I can't wait till i can hate you tonight" it's got a certain dodginess about it...but it mainly makes me want someone to hate me tonight. <img src='http://glamrock.com/forum/bb-images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=':wink:' class='wp-smiley' /> " - AniseedRock22350</blockquote> Ooer missus. Thats a very strange one. I doubt very much that I'd be able to get it up with a woman who I hated every bone in the body of. Thankfully I can't think of any women I hate. <img src='http://glamrock.com/forum/bb-images/smilies/icon_cool.gif' alt='8)' class='wp-smiley' /> As for your last comment, I was gonna reply to that but I'd best do that in a pm, and I'm not allowed to do that yet. <img src='http://glamrock.com/forum/bb-images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif' alt=':twisted:' class='wp-smiley' /> <img src='http://glamrock.com/forum/bb-images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' /> AniseedRock22350 on "Dodgy lyrics" http://glamrock.com/forum/rock-music-forum/dodgy-lryics#post-9081 Sun, 24 Feb 2008 23:50:51 +0000 AniseedRock22350 9081@http://glamrock.com/forum/ hmm...i'll go for the one i was just listening to- Poison:- I hate every bone in your body but mine. "I hate every bone in your body but mine I can't wait till i can hate you tonight" it's got a certain dodginess about it...but it mainly makes me want someone to hate me tonight. <img src='http://glamrock.com/forum/bb-images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=':wink:' class='wp-smiley' /> Dynamo on "Dodgy lyrics" http://glamrock.com/forum/rock-music-forum/dodgy-lryics#post-9076 Sun, 24 Feb 2008 23:25:06 +0000 Dynamo 9076@http://glamrock.com/forum/ In Bev Bevans book about ELO, he mentions a song they recorded called "Oh No Not Susan" where the lyric goes:- "Thats all she said. Her money and her place. They just don't mean a fucking thing." ....and he said the song was played quite a lot on Radio 1 and the like and no one picked up on it, probably because it was an album track and not a hit single. Anyway, I was wondering what other dodgy lyrics there are out there that people liked. there's a few Sweet ones that have done the rounds quite a bit. Firstly there's a song called Yesterdays Rain that has the lyric:- "She gave me love on her fire Up to my balls inside her." ...but even better than that was the line from the song "....Someone Else Will" that went:- "If you don't go down on me, someone else will" ...which was on a B side of one of their hits and often got played on juke boxes in pubs and cafe's. (especially when I was in there. <img src='http://glamrock.com/forum/bb-images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=':wink:' class='wp-smiley' /> ) Lets hear some more lyrics like these. <img src='http://glamrock.com/forum/bb-images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif' alt=':twisted:' class='wp-smiley' />