In Bev Bevans book about ELO, he mentions a song they recorded called "Oh No Not Susan" where the lyric goes:-
"Thats all she said.
Her money and her place.
They just don't mean a fucking thing."
....and he said the song was played quite a lot on Radio 1 and the like and no one picked up on it, probably because it was an album track and not a hit single.
Anyway, I was wondering what other dodgy lyrics there are out there that people liked. there's a few Sweet ones that have done the rounds quite a bit.
Firstly there's a song called Yesterdays Rain that has the lyric:-
"She gave me love on her fire
Up to my balls inside her."
...but even better than that was the line from the song "....Someone Else Will" that went:-
"If you don't go down on me, someone else will"
...which was on a B side of one of their hits and often got played on juke boxes in pubs and cafe's. (especially when I was in there. 
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Lets hear some more lyrics like these. 
"I Want Some Glam RockingZ in My StockingZ!!!" 
