Well I have a new girlfriend, and I'm all stupidly excited about her, and because I think I'll burst if I don't tell someone how awesome she is, and all my friends are bored with my constant yapping about her.
My girlfriend is awesome, she's a smart, funny, hard rockin' babe who knows how to rock platform heels and handcuffs on her belt. She makes me want to be a better person and is the first person in my life who has made me willingly tidy up. Really what more could a girl ask?
