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  • Started 1 year ago by KrissRoxx
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  1. KrissRoxx

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    Instead of a serious how-to guide, I thought we could parody ourselves a little bit.
    Gotta have a bit of a sense of humour in ourselves, right?

    Right, so how this works is, you leave a post starting with the line "You know you're glam when..." and state something which you believe contributes to the glam style.
    It could be about anything; fashion, music, hobbies, etc.

    Your answers can be as serious or as sarcastic and self-parodying as you like it to be. We're not mocking anyone, just laughing at ourselves.

    If this works out right we should have a how-to glam guide made up of our own opinions which should be a bit of a laugh to read aswell.

    I'll start off with a true fact of myself.
    You know you're glam when most of your tight jeans are actually womens jeans.

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  2. Twizzle58

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    You know your glam when you're a guy wearing eyeliner

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  3. KrissRoxx

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    Totally true!
    You know you're glam when a bunch of lionesses look at your hair and follow you as pride leader.

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  4. SIXX-Again

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    You know you're glam when you wear a Motley Crue T-shirt to a parent-teacher conference.(I only did that once--my daughter liked it; my wife didn't...I don't think my daughter's teacher thought much of it either. :lol: )

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  5. KrissRoxx

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    Ha ha, nice! Show the teachers where the rebellion comes from right?
    You know you're glam when you've found over 5 ways to wear a bandana.

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  6. SIXX-Again

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    Thankfully I haven't had to wear a bandana to cover a bald head like ol' Bret Michaels! :lol:

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  7. Aquanet

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    You know you're glam when you can say "and who's to care if i'm growin' my hair to the sky!"

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  8. KrissRoxx

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    You know you're glam when you have so much animal print that you may aswell be Welcome to the Jungle.

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  9. JezzyMicheals

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    You know you're glam when you step outside and the sky is grey, overcast and without of any trace of sunshine, but you put your aviator shades on anyway.

    I want the 80's to last forever!
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  10. metalrulesall

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    you know your glam when you try on ur girlfriends skin tight leather pants and parade around like ur tommy lee or jim gillette (i actually did that once and she caught me with them on)

    " into the flood again same old trip it was back then "
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  11. SIXX-Again

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    You know you're glam when the rest of the world is blasting Kanye West, Beyonce, Lady GaGa & Kings of Leon on their car stereos! :roll: ...

    ...But you're still blasting Motley Crue, Ratt, Cinderella and KISS on yours! 8)

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  12. KrissRoxx

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    You know you're glam when a friend gives you her pink skinnies for a joke after you show up on a rainy day soaking wet and instead of being embarassed you wear them with pride until she lets you keep them.
    (True story, still got them)

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  13. JezzyMicheals

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    Fuck yes Sixx! Couldn't have said it better myself :)

    I want the 80's to last forever!
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  14. SIXX-Again

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    Thanx, dude. Dig the new avatar/photo...You look like Duff McKagan! 8)

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  15. Aquanet

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    You know your glam when u play with ur band in a dark-goth- emo club nd u show up with zebra pants nd the singer starts goin:"RUNNIN WITH THE DEVIL!!!!" And everybody stares at you like: "what the hell is this shit?"

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  16. metalrulesall

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    sixx-again u said it best my friend thems true words if there ever was any !

    " into the flood again same old trip it was back then "
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  17. JezzyMicheals

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    Haha right on thanks Sixx! :) Cant ever complain about resembling the Duff'ster eh mate.

    I want the 80's to last forever!
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  18. metalrulesall

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    the duff'ster haha thats funny

    " into the flood again same old trip it was back then "
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  19. motleycruechick666

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    you know you're glam when the one thing u can't live with out is hairspray :D

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  20. KrissRoxx

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    Ha ha.
    You know you're glam when you scream in a higher pitch than your girlfriend when having sex! xD

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  21. motleycruechick666

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    you know you're glam when you put on make-up better then your mom and your a guy

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  22. KrissRoxx

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    Hmm.. I wouldn't say I'm better, but I do it more often!

    You know you're glam when if you weren't around in the 80's, you still have posters of tours which happened before you were born anyway.
    (I have 2, a Monsters of Rock 1981 and a Led Zep 1979)

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  23. motleycruechick666

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    you know you're glam when you offer your girlfriend tips on style and how 2 dress like a lady

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  24. SIXX-Again

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    You know you're glam when a girl/guy dumps you and you console yourself with a Power Ballad! :cry:

    ("Alone Again", "Still Loving You" & "I Saw Red" got me through my 80's break-ups.)

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  25. metalrulesall

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    thats exactly what i do every single time !...and believe me it fuckin works dude...you know your glam when u get into a bar fight because some arse wipe makes fun of the crue

    " into the flood again same old trip it was back then "
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  26. motleycruechick666

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    you know you're glam when you see this website for the 1st time and you scream like a lil girl :P

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  27. KrissRoxx

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    You know you're glam when you find a pleasing delight in having leopards chase you at the zoo.
    (I did this once, it was getting near feeding time and the leopards were walking close to the fencing of the enclosure and would chase me if I ran around, it was a lot of fun actually)

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  28. motleycruechick666

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    you know you're glam when a guy whistles at you then he notices you got balls :P

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  29. metalrulesall

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    haha...you know your glam when people say u sing like marc slaughter

    " into the flood again same old trip it was back then "
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  30. motleycruechick666

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    you know you're glam when you look at a pair of hair staighners and scream!!!

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