Sean, I hear ya--there's just something totally amazing about a beautiful glam dude.
(CONFESSION: I've seen a HEAD SHOT of Chris "Leave Britney Alone" Crocker that made Mr. Happy live up to his name...) But I can't deny the attractions of distaff pulchritude (or the, um, mechanics, either).
Either way, I HAVE to have long, well-kept hair--I'm fairly open when it comes to style or color, but I do tend to go for the layered '80s look that I've never really been able to achieve myself. (Boyz cannot have facial hair.) Faces are really important to me, too, as well as the ability to look good in Spandex (duh).
TBH, my taste in women is shockingly conventional, tending toward the Baywatch-babe model--my libido just doesn't discriminate on the basis of plumbing. I tend to like small noses, though I like slightly long ones, too, as long as they're not large. Noses are really pretty important--people tend not to talk about them for some reason. (Maybe if there was some other word--"nose" just doesn't sound very romantic.) Whatever.
And of course there are the Sxxy Deth Chix and the rocker chicks, too. I may be queer, but I ain't stupid!
"Lives devoted to Beauty seldom end well." --Sir Kenneth Clark