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Started 3 years ago by Broncotwerp
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okay, most of you know I'm getting divorced, and one of my smart arsed friendz from here suggested that I could look on this site to find a new hubby. Just for the record, I'm not looking for one, but the site if fucking hilarious. I can't see anyone seriously looking here, but itz real. Check it out for a good laugh!
mail-order-husbandz

"Do ya want me to be sleazy, Do ya want me to be eazy? Oh Baby, my heart goes boom!"

Scritt Scrat -- Piece of Me

Posted 3 years ago #
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"I like to meet big American girl."

This is hilarious!!!!

I'm livin' in the 70s, I feel like I've lost my keys
I got the right day, got the wrong week
I get paid for just being a freak

Posted 3 years ago #
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"Choir girls need not apply, because I plan on committing a few sins and misdemeanors in my time."

Pssh he underestimates us choir girls.

I'm livin' in the 70s, I feel like I've lost my keys
I got the right day, got the wrong week
I get paid for just being a freak

Posted 3 years ago #
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(Sorry for the triple-post, but.. whatever.)

"Ich liebe frau. Ich liebe bier. Ich liebe brezeln. Ich liebe, liede beim trinken des bieres zu singen den frauen und essen der brezeln. Sie mÃƒÂ¶gen mich?"

Now... I've been studying German for 6 years... and from what I can roughly translate, this guy loves women and beer and food and singing.

I'm livin' in the 70s, I feel like I've lost my keys
I got the right day, got the wrong week
I get paid for just being a freak

Posted 3 years ago #
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Haha there was one guy on there that was half price and he's like "I've been waiting on here for 2 years! Dont you want to party with me?"

Bang your head... Metal Health will drive you mad.

Posted 3 years ago #
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww is all I have to say!!!

Lovin' Keri Kelli

Posted 3 years ago #
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Most of them seem to be attracted to women with money and a car

I'm livin' in the 70s, I feel like I've lost my keys
I got the right day, got the wrong week
I get paid for just being a freak

Posted 3 years ago #
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Quite possibly 2 of the most important things that they don't have!

Posted 3 years ago #
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I'd offer but I'm a little to young. But hey I'll do anything for a good laugh! Mabe when I get a little older.....Just kidding! I've allready possibally got my girlfriend pregnant and I'm barely 16! So I'm gonna have to marry her, not that I'm complaining or anything but I hope it's just a false alarm because her dad would fucking murder me! But I really hope that she will marry me some time next year.

it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

Posted 3 years ago #
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ok,so some are looking for a girl with a job and a car,but no house with cable required?lol,sorry ,i just HAD to...(don't they know that you're lost in america,lost in america,lost....sorry,my funny 20sec.of the day )
this site confirms my firm intent of antimatrimony.listening to Alice Cooper and terrorizing my neighbourhood with grave false but loud singing is so much more fun!

I want my MTV!I want my MTV with music on it!

Posted 3 years ago #