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WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY SMOKING(?) LYRICS

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  • Started 2 years ago by SixxShooter
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  1. SixxShooter

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    For every Glam band that wrote a great lyric, there was another band that wrote a stupid, illogical, lazy or moronic lyric:

    GREAT LYRIC(at least my personal favorite):

    When I was just a young boy
    Had to take a little grief
    Now that I'm much older
    Don't put your shit on me!

    -Motley Crue "Primal Scream"

    WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY SMOKING(?)LYRIC:

    She's a magic mountain
    She's a leather glove
    Oh, she's my soul, it must be love!

    -Winger "Seventeen"

    Whether you like the song or not, what the fuck kind of lyric is that?!

    What fucked up lyrics do you remember? What great ones?

    Posted 2 years ago #  

  3. Hemps

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    one of my favorites:
    she's only fifteen
    she's the reason - the reason that i can't sleep
    you say illegal
    i say legal's never been my scene
    -motley crue "all in the name of..."
    i love pretty much all crue lyrics.

    and i love poison, but i think the chorus to cry tough is one of the stupidest, cheeziest things i've ever heard.

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  4. KarKing Jack

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    You could apply this within songs on the same album, hah, like David Bowie:

    "Time takes a cigarette,
    Puts it in your mouth.
    He pulls on a finger,
    Then another finger,
    Then the cigarette.
    The wall-to-wall is calling,
    It lingers, then you forget
    Ohhh how how how,
    You're a rock 'n' roll suicide"

    Rock 'n' Roll Suicide -- David Bowie

    And this:

    "Let all the children loose it,
    Let all the children use it,
    Let all the children boogie"

    David Bowie -- Starman

    :P Yep!

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  5. djchopdogfresh

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    I just go through Kiss' back catalogue when I want to find bad lyrics.

    "I won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister!" David Lee Roth: The Man, The Legend
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  6. Retroman

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    Skid Row "Creepshow".

    "Hit me with a shovel' cause I can't believe that I dug you"

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  7. Bomber

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    hah, Creepshow has amazing lyrics

    Although, for sheer absolute fucked up-ness, Love/Hate's Rock Queen

    "Got my wine, get outta my way
    Got a chip on my shoulder,
    had a real bad day
    Met a little girl, just thirteen
    She's a knock down blue-eyed slut psycho-virgin tease"

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  8. SixxShooter

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    ILLOGICAL LYRIC:

    Got this letter
    Came today
    From my baby
    Who left me YESTERDAY(?!)
    Said she loves me
    She'll come back
    She wants to try

    -DOKKEN "Breaking The Chains"
    ...So let me get this straight, Don...In a little over 24hrs your baby left you, wrote you a letter(That you received in the mail) and told you she wants to come back. That bitch is crazy. And your postal service is amazing.

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  9. KarKing Jack

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    "ILLOGICAL LYRIC:
    Got this letter
    Came today
    From my baby
    Who left me YESTERDAY(?!)
    Said she loves me
    She'll come back
    She wants to try
    -DOKKEN "Breaking The Chains"
    ...So let me get this straight, Don...In a little over 24hrs your baby left you, wrote you a letter(That you received in the mail) and told you she wants to come back. That bitch is crazy. And your postal service is amazing."
    - SixxShooter

    LOL!!!!
    Thats fucking golden, man. Well done. I'm still laughing :lol:

    Posted 2 years ago #  

  10. SixxShooter

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    Who knew Bret Michaels was a closet rapist? Case in point...

    CREEPY LYRIC:

    I can't wait to get my hands on them
    I won't give up until they give in

    If I can't have her
    I'll take her
    And MAKE HER(!!)
    --POISON "I Want Action"

    Posted 2 years ago #  

  11. poisonfan5

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    "Who knew Bret Michaels was a closet rapist? Case in point...
    CREEPY LYRIC:
    I can't wait to get my hands on them
    I won't give up until they give in
    If I can't have her
    I'll take her
    And MAKE HER(!!)
    Bret even said in an interview he didn't mean rapeing or anything. He was joking around.
    --POISON "I Want Action""
    - SixxShooter

    i know it seems like we are never coming back. i know it feels like we r never coming back. you tryed ur best and you knew it wouldnt last. they were the words they wrote on her casket!
    Posted 2 years ago #  

  12. metalrulesall

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    i got some fucked lyrics "we can plant a house we can build a tree i dont even care we can have all three shes sad ! "...and i know kurt cobain did ALOT of herion but what in the living fuck ?!...how much did he take when he wrote this damn song ahaha

    " into the flood again same old trip it was back then "
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  14. ClockworkDemon

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    "Taste the fire lick the wind,"
    - Poison - Ride The Wind

    ...you could have said drink the wind, but no, you go with lick...

    "Put me into you like a flesh tattoo" - Poison
    Clearly you have no idea how tattoos work

    Beautiful Boys Are Madeira's Toys
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  15. metalrulesall

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    i guess not haha

    " into the flood again same old trip it was back then "
    Posted 2 years ago #  

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