Mine'd be a song by a friend of mine, called Poisonous Love:
I'll return your jewellery and I'll return your keys
I'll give you back your records and your poxy DVDS
I'll give you back your innocence that you blindly gave to me
And I'll sink you to the bottom of the sea
I'll return your underwear that I once did slyly sport
As I challenged all the ladies at the local tennis court
Give you back your self-esteem and I'll set your spirits free
And sink ya to the bottom of the sea...
And I'll say fare thee well to my poisonous love
You have soured all the blood that once ran lively in my veins
Adieu! Adieu! To my poisonous love
In heaven or in hell I pray I won't see you again
If you ever had a single ounce of love for me
You never took the time to let it show...
But I've made you a bed beneath the boundless ocean
Into the boundless ocean you must go (you must go)
Into the boundless ocean you must go (you must go)
Into
the boundless ocean you must go (you must go)
I'll settle all your debts for you and I'll restore your name
I'll plant a tree with a sign that says that you didn't die in vain
I'll donate half my wages to your favourite charity
And I'll sink you to the bottom of the sea
I'll say a little funeral mass though noone will be there
I'll hum the death march, shoot my plastic pistols in the air
I'll make the kind of effort you would never make for me
And I'll sink you to the bottom of the sea...
And I'll say fare thee well to my poisonous love
You have soured all the blood that once ran lively in my veins
Adieu! Adieu! To my poisonous love
In heaven or in hell I pray I won't see you again
If you ever had a single ounce of love for me
You never took the time to let it show...
But I've made you a bed beneath the boundless ocean
Into the boundless ocean you must go (you must go)
Into the boundless ocean you must go (you must go)
Into
the boundless ocean you must go (you must go)
Noone will shed a tear for you...
Or pray that you'll be saved...
As I lower you so carelessly down in your salty grave
Nobody in the world will know...
It's only you and me...
When I sink you to the bottom of the sea
I'm gonna sink you to the bottom of the sea
And I'll say fare thee well to my poisonous love
You have soured all the blood that once ran lively in my veins
Adieu! Adieu! To my poisonous love
In heaven or in hell I pray I won't see you again
If you ever had a single ounce of love for me
You never took the time to let it show...
But I've made you a bed beneath the boundless ocean
Into the boundless ocean you must go (you must go)
Into the boundless ocean you must go (you must go)
Into
the boundless ocean you must go (you must go)
"Personally monsieur," said Poirot, "I don't give le fuck."
You shouldn't talk to me. Find better company. There's better people to know. You'll only end up like Rimbaud. Get shot by Verlaine...